Would you believe if I told you I know WHY they are stiff. They are just too darned for clean. But if I don't clean them, they won't be stiff. But we can't have that now, can I?
But when you do have clean ones, and keep 'm that way, they loose the 'darlin' B-9 Blue that 'goes wit' pert everthang. Then again, if they get too fadin out they just loosing charm AND Stiffness.
Now if I add that sofft'ner stuff...sure thang---they WILL be softer but they won't be smooth and rough anymore and anywho...the softner stuff wares 'm down too quick and I get a hole right where nuthin matters. Ain't that a quack!
But iff'ns I dont' use that swell smelly soff'tner stuff my guts will bust out of the tip of my brain and the pant leg won't cover up that big ole white sock that's always hoggin the ankle area.
How's that for unfair? But whatever'd you gots you gots to have CLEAN levis, I be proof pert. They make you clean and obedient to thrift, cuz the whole operation for getting one tiny slimey little cent outta one o them pockets when there oh too tight...ruins all the angles and hefty packaging maneuvers right out the gizzard. Gotta preplan for having your jacket with lots o pockets if yer gunna wear Clean Levis EVER MORE.
But when you do have clean ones, and keep 'm that way, they loose the 'darlin' B-9 Blue that 'goes wit' pert everthang. Then again, if they get too fadin out they just loosing charm AND Stiffness.
Now if I add that sofft'ner stuff...sure thang---they WILL be softer but they won't be smooth and rough anymore and anywho...the softner stuff wares 'm down too quick and I get a hole right where nuthin matters. Ain't that a quack!
But iff'ns I dont' use that swell smelly soff'tner stuff my guts will bust out of the tip of my brain and the pant leg won't cover up that big ole white sock that's always hoggin the ankle area.
How's that for unfair? But whatever'd you gots you gots to have CLEAN levis, I be proof pert. They make you clean and obedient to thrift, cuz the whole operation for getting one tiny slimey little cent outta one o them pockets when there oh too tight...ruins all the angles and hefty packaging maneuvers right out the gizzard. Gotta preplan for having your jacket with lots o pockets if yer gunna wear Clean Levis EVER MORE.
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