Do I HAVE to deprive a will for KittyKAT CHAT if my whole BLOG isn't dedicated for such?

OKAY, all right even. I draw the line at any blog called "MUST. LOVE. RATS"! No joke. But when I ever get around to observe just how bizarre a pet kittykat can be when it's not pretending to care about one of your limbs...by circling around the bottom of your ankle while you think he's showing affection and draining your life at the same time for he's just come out from under one of the bushes over there where the mightier TON of spiders and gnats and whatevertz inhabitaunt the rest of the insect world with their 8 legged former soul searching as a dog or some other non driven species...

But THIS cat is a twister. YES, MY CAT likes to lie on the concrete or carpet or said cubby hole, aka: which ever designated day of the week he thinks he's scheduled for out there in the great wild outTheDoors....while he moves his upper torso (head, fore arm/leg thangs) during aWhence the bottom (lower) leg half stays put. He'll twist two or three times around...like you would a piece of redvinery licorice to hand over the other half at some feller... Remembering that THIS CAT of MINE, hath not a tail, at ALL. No TAIL, SIR.

Now, while I HAVE participated in the biology section of ZOOLOGY 121-- where 1 "gets" to disect a marsupialish PIGLET they called just FieldPig (one chubby strip across midsection to identifrighten one w such) and one little bitty theFroggie in comparison...each had a similar set up for intake of substance like fuel aka: food or liquid and a similar exit for such...Now, know the other identifrightening entrails of both of those types and species...I marvel, How is it that the cat, this cat, MY CAT, can circuitously meander about like, well, e'n more reptile like than even a reptile, for at least their sides and lengths remain concentrically with the 'spine' supplied. I'm just alarmed, that's all.

And here goes. I made a routine photo of HimKitty and monkey'd with other* elements to scan yester year (1/2 decade past...) and this enclosed foto be a part of the product...He'd driven himself into full circle wierdlapse some 3 more times than I'd think he'd have sudden need for unraveling with a split seconds time span. That's his BACK bone laying there, well I think so...other's say otherwise, but I know this cat is SURE screwed-up somehow to think he's relaxing by doing so--beez all I can stand to consider a very much stranger: WHY?

*homemade fireplace setting for a prop used at HS winter prom level for chortler.